Ninja: Hey.
G: What do you want?
N: Just calling back to see if you enjoyed getting your ass beat.
G: Wouldn't know.
N: Yeah, right. I beat your ass so bad, you must have forgot.
G: Maybe I beat YOUR ASS so bad YOU forgot.
N: The only thing I forgot was how stupid you are, but you just reminded me. Thanks.
G: What kind of person gets their ass beat and then turns around and thinks they beat somebody's ass?
N: You.
An exciting excerpt from Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Handbook, by Robert Hamburger.







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Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright untill you hear them speak.
im a big fantasy fan!
and im not emo :\
i'm strange, but isn't every one?
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"The blazekite is a simple concept, really-just a vehicular application of dragscoop ionics and elecropropulsion magnetronics."
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Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright untill you hear them speak.
im a big fantasy fan!
and im not emo :\
i'm strange, but isn't every one?
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Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright untill you hear them speak.
im a big fantasy fan!
and im not emo :\
i'm strange, but isn't every one?
--
"The blazekite is a simple concept, really-just a vehicular application of dragscoop ionics and elecropropulsion magnetronics."
--
Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright untill you hear them speak.
im a big fantasy fan!
and im not emo :\
i'm strange, but isn't every one?
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