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About Me Member Deviously Deviant MalilMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 9 Months
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Ninja Phonecall

Sun Jul 19, 2009, 7:35 PM
Guy: Hello?
Ninja: Hey.
G: What do you want?
N: Just calling back to see if you enjoyed getting your ass beat.
G: Wouldn't know.
N: Yeah, right. I beat your ass so bad, you must have forgot.
G: Maybe I beat YOUR ASS so bad YOU forgot.
N: The only thing I forgot was how stupid you are, but you just reminded me. Thanks.
G: What kind of person gets their ass beat and then turns around and thinks they beat somebody's ass?
N: You.



An exciting excerpt from Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Handbook, by Robert Hamburger.

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My name is Malil, I drive a BMW F800ST motorcycle I live in Arizona, I like Iron Man, Magic the Gathering, and the War of the Worlds. I got my motorcycle license last year, I have a titanium scimitar, a 357 magnum and a cool leather jacket so if you try to steal my identity on this website I can roast you alive and suck your organs out your skull!!! And here's a couple more exclamation points!!!! To make sure I get the point across!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Current Residence: washington
  • Interests: Magic the Gathering
  • Favourite movie: Iron Man
  • Favourite band or musician: lady Gaga
  • Favourite poet or writer: H.G.Wells
  • Favourite style of art: Pixel art
  • Shell of choice: 60mm
  • Favourite game: Morrowind: the Elder Scrols 3
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS3

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:iconsirendeception:
thx a lot the watch

:icondragontailfast::icondragontailfast:

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Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright untill you hear them speak.

im a big fantasy fan!
and im not emo :\
i'm strange, but isn't every one?
:iconmalil:
your welcome
;-)

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"The blazekite is a simple concept, really-just a vehicular application of dragscoop ionics and elecropropulsion magnetronics."
:iconsirendeception:
^.^

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Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright untill you hear them speak.

im a big fantasy fan!
and im not emo :\
i'm strange, but isn't every one?
:iconsirendeception:
your welcome, i like your swords

:icondragonshy1:

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Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright untill you hear them speak.

im a big fantasy fan!
and im not emo :\
i'm strange, but isn't every one?
:iconmalil:
Thanks again!:lol:

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"The blazekite is a simple concept, really-just a vehicular application of dragscoop ionics and elecropropulsion magnetronics."
:iconsirendeception:
:icondragontailfast:

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Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright untill you hear them speak.

im a big fantasy fan!
and im not emo :\
i'm strange, but isn't every one?
:iconhybrixftw:
i use to a long time ago, but i dont anymore.
:iconmalil:
I play it, its fun!:lol:
:iconphr33ksh0:
Thanks for the :+fav: :D

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Pure genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration - Einstein

Check my gallery and let me know what u think Phr33kSh0
:iconpatrick2006:
hello my friend thank you so much for the fave :-)

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MORE THAN WHAT MEETS THE EYES
:iconmalil:
Your welcome, great work!:lol:
:iconserebronaga:
Thanks for the watch :)

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger and then it hit me.
:iconjagtas:
Belated thanks for the fav! =P
:icondovlagfx:
thanks!

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