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Malil

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  • Aug 7
  • United States
  • Deviant for 15 years
  • He / Him
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My Bio
My name is Malil, I drive a BMW F800ST motorcycle I live in Arizona, I like Iron Man, Magic the Gathering, and the War of the Worlds. I got my motorcycle license last year, I have a titanium scimitar, a 357 magnum and a cool leather jacket so if you try to steal my identity on this website I can roast you alive and suck your organs out your skull!!! And here's a couple more exclamation points!!!! To make sure I get the point across!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Current Residence: Your Girlfriend
Favourite style of art: Killing stupid idiots
Shell of choice: 60mm
Personal Quote: "I cannot be defeted"

Favourite Visual Artist
Bruce Lee
Favourite Movies
Iron Man
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Green Day
Favourite Writers
H.G.Wells
Favourite Games
Oblivion
Favourite Gaming Platform
X-Box 360
Other Interests
Ninjas, Magic the Gathering
I need to put a link to this some where...http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/sw_gangsta_rap_chronicles/
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Ninja Phonecall

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Guy: Hello? Ninja: Hey. G: What do you want? N: Just calling back to see if you enjoyed getting your ass beat. G: Wouldn't know. N: Yeah, right. I beat your ass so bad, you must have forgot. G: Maybe I beat YOUR ASS so bad YOU forgot. N: The only thing I forgot was how stupid you are, but you just reminded me. Thanks. G: What kind of person gets their ass beat and then turns around and thinks they beat somebody's ass? N: You. An exciting excerpt from Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Handbook, by Robert Hamburger.
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I need help. Can someone please draw Iron Man giving Wolverine a wedgie? Its a request, I cannot pay you anything but I would be great full if you did. Please send the drawing to gouthamreddy44@gmail.com. Thank You.
Heya, i was just wondering if you got your name "Malil" from the mtg novel The Darksteel eye character? If so then thats sweet because he was a cool character. If not, i recomend the book, its vary good. Btw, what kind of a deck do you run in mtg?
Thanks for the :+fav: on Angee 02


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Thanks for the :+fav:
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Best regards

Terry
Thank you kindly for the fav on Soaked! :blackrose:
Thanks for the fav!
thanx for the fave:)